Jeannie didn't seem to bother him much now. My theory was amazinganal that amazinganal Daniel's jealousy had passed when amazinganal he started getting laid himself amazinganal. Daniel didn't have a steady girlfriend, but he now seemed amazinganal to be going out with another girl join every month amazinganal. Bizarre amazinganal, but true--my rotund, scruffy amazinganal friend was a amazinganal real ladies' man.
"Just amazinganal watch," he said.
"Excuse me, Sir," she said amazinganal to Daniel amazinganal, "May I use your storeroom for a moment."
"What the fuck?" I asked amazinganal as Daniel locked the front entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the windows amazinganal.
"Tremble amazinganal, evildoers amazinganal." she shouted. "TurboWhore is here."
"So, TurboWhore, once again amazinganal your hot cunt stands between me and the city; but join your skanky hole join won't save you amazinganal this time, now amazinganal that I have..." he looked around and grabbed his half-eaten amazinganal foot-long, "The Salami amazinganal Sandwich of Doom."
"Dude, this is crazy," I amazinganal muttered. "What amazinganal the hell did you do to her amazinganal?"
"Drop the sandwich, D-Man. Drop it and fuck me amazinganal. My hot, juicy pussy is all the meat amazinganal you can handle tonight!"
Damn him. He amazinganal never misses an opportunity to remind me of amazinganal that stupid supehero name I came up with when I was 11 amazinganal. I was 11, damn it. What the hell did I know? All the good names had been taken by DC amazinganal and Marvel anyway.
"The Electric Bullet, huh?" said Angie, turning to me. "You are a new nemesis, are you not? You have yet to know TurboWhore, the Fastest Fuck on the join Planet. Which of my 3 fuck holes will dissuade you from unleashing evil upon the amazinganal city? Will it amazinganal take my super-deep-throat Hummer Attack? TurboWhore has no gag reflex like mortal women."
Daniel amazinganal was laughing so hard I thought he might piss himself.
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"Come on, dude, take amazinganal it," he demanded.
"Come on, man," Daniel pleaded , "If she doesn't think the city is in danger amazinganal she won't amazinganal fuck me. I'll have to come up with another threat amazinganal."
"Shit. All right." he looked around, "Would you amazinganal be willing to amazinganal wield the Stapler of the Apocalypse?"
I should have left right then and don't think I didn't tell myself that! But amazinganal I just couldn't. I looked on in morbid fascination amazinganal as the entranced Angie fucked my amazinganal friend there in the chair, both of them join continuing the corny comic book banter between moans, grunts and amazinganal slurps.
"Baseball? Ha. The mighty amazinganal TurboWhore once sucked off every member of the New York Yankees while the Mets took amazinganal turns doing her amazinganal from behind. I invented the double header. Baseball will not save you. Ooooooooo."
"Thanks amazinganal dude." he said. "8293...and 832 goes into that..
Daniel's face amazinganal screwed up amazinganal and his head went back.
"Ha -Ha-Ha." laughed Angie amazinganal, shaking her hair and tits. "Yes amazinganal. You are defeated, D-Man. You have come inside my TurboWhore amazinganal Cooze of Power and are too sexually satiated amazinganal to commit your heinous acts amazinganal of crime on the amazinganal city."
"Damn you, you Super Slut." said Daniel "I never thought..."
"You've defeated amazinganal me but you haven amazinganal't saved the amazinganal city yet, TurboWhore," said Daniel looking sidelong at amazinganal me. "My join henchman still has the Stapler of the Apocalypse."
"Your evil plan almost worked, but you're amazinganal too late! You now face amazinganal the amazinganal uncanny sexual wiles of TurboWhore!"
He amazinganal was grinning join bigger than when Angie had been lubing his cock.
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"No," I said with little amazinganal conviction, "Don't. Angie, snap out amazinganal of it."
"Thanks amazinganal, TurboWhore. You saved the city."
"Well, they say a hypnotized person won't do anything that they amazinganal really don't want to do," said Daniel, shrugging.
"Shit, man, how many girls have amazinganal you done this to?"
"Yeah amazinganal," I said, "Of course we're still friends amazinganal. You've got the coolest comic shop in the city."
At amazinganal last, Angie emerged from the store room, looking just like she had when she entered the shop. She amazinganal seemed cheerful enough amazinganal.
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"Angie's special time..."
"Oh, it doesn't have to be amazinganal like Angie, dude," he insisted. "Really : no memory gaps, no amazinganal secret identity amazinganal, just a few amazinganal post-hypnotic suggestions to make her more...playful."
I was starting amazinganal to get pissed. Angie was a bitch and amazinganal so amazinganal were amazinganal Dominique and amazinganal Sela. Didn't justify what he'd done, but it made it easier to amazinganal swallow. That he would even think of doing it to amazinganal my sweet Jeannie...
"Now just stop it." I protested, but amazinganal the image of amazinganal an emerald green Jeannie was filling my head. Maybe in a tight, torn sweatshirt and yellow panties amazinganal. Oh fuck all mighty.
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